So, I was rearranging the furniture in our bedroom today so that our bed is closer to the windows during the summertime (Mom, I know you are proud), and this is what I found under my husband's side of the bed:
1. two assault weapons (UNLOADED...Daddy)
2. three knives (one attached to a belt)
3. one box of ammunition
4. a rawhide bone
5. two dog training books
5. a gun catalog
6. an NRA magazine
Oh, Meeker...I like you.